You Should Have Been Swallowed Tee
No sugarcoating — the Fifth Gear Should Have Been Swallowed Tee is the most direct roast in the range. Wear it for yourself, gift it to someone who deserves it, or just let the back do the talking at every party you attend.
The back is pure confrontational energy: a massive hyper-detailed comic-book pointing fist dominates the centre of the back — knuckles forward, index finger aimed directly at the viewer, rendered in stunning airbrushed illustration detail with deep shading, skin texture, and bold black outline that makes it leap off the tee. The fist erupts from an explosive starburst of jagged red scratch-marks and grey halftone burst lines radiating outward in every direction with red paint splatter scattered across the composition. Bold comic-graffiti type stacks dramatically around the fist: clean white outlined YOU MY in tight caps arches above, massive bold italic white-outlined FRIEND sits directly above the knuckles in full-width lettering, flowing script italic Should Have Been in smaller white caps crosses the fist mid-frame, and absolutely massive heavily distressed bold italic SWALLOWED in chrome-white block letters with deep red drop-shadow anchors the base in full-width type. The red and white Fifth Gear graffiti chest logo on the front locks in the red-and-white palette of the back perfectly on both colourways.
- 220 GSM heavyweight fabric — 22-singles, 100% combed cotton
- AS Colour Classic Tee — regular fit, timeless everyday silhouette
- Built to last — neck ribbing, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape & double needle hems
- Preshrunk fabric — minimal shrinkage, maximum reliability
- Available in White and Black
- Sizes: S – 5XL
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